This quality piece of ‘sledging’ occurred during a test match some years ago. Though I cannot remember the players involved I believe it went something like this…
After yet another delivery the fast bowler says to the batsmen ‘How did you manage to get so damn fat?’
Without delay for thought the batsmen replied ‘Because every time I F@*k your missus she gives we biscuits and milk!’
One bowler put firmly back in his box!