Watcha, trouble.
Yes... I have been on sick leave. I don't have much choice when I can't use the clutch on the work vehicles and can't walk very far. Tootsies very much better now, thank you - just waiting for a trip to a nice male nurse from occupational health with a foot fetish to let me come back now.
How did I break my toes? I kicked the last pilot who gave me a smart-arse answer to "Could I have your registration please?"
When do you want to swap flights?