EWL
Sounds like you've been done over good and proper.
It brings to mind the story of the GI who walked around the army base for months saying 'I am just looking for my piece of paper.' "Shut up private , back in line, 50 push ups etc etc" Eventually they decide he needs help and send him to the shrink. Much later shrink says "can't help him, kick him out." "Ok" honourable discharge, "here, sign this sonny." signs. "OK out'a here ya nut here are your discharge papers" " My piece of paper, I have found it!!!"
Free ticket to wherever and get some mug in Tassie to pay for it all
Sorry!
EWL,
Just saw Uncommon Sense's post and agree whole heartedly
edited for terrible use of quotation marks DLF