To the editor of PPRUNE.
Dear Sir,
It is with great dismay that I read in your organ that a member of our gracious First Family is refered to as a "Royal near Miss".
There is far to much of this despicable reportage refering to the marital status or misfortune of our beloved Royals.
Kindly see to it that this stops immediately.
Yours etc,
Maj. Gen. Jetfour (Rtd)