Regional jets would be great...except for the stove, sinks, tv sets, double bed mattress, Buick engine, 10 litre tins of powdered milk, packs of 40 no name brand tissue boxes and standard 45kg bags the passengers in this part of the world tend to carry around with them.
There is also a conspiracy in this region which I am trying to get to the bottom of which involves the smugglling of thousands of meters of rope to overseas destinations east of here, disguised as wrapping for the abovementioned articles. It must be costing the rope industry a fortune and could cause a global rope crisis!
