Once upon a time, after many years service an L1011 engineer passes away and arrives at the gates of heaven,where he is welcomed by st peter and asked whether or not he had any requests.
"Only one, please make sure that I dont encounter any overbearing ill informed tristar pilots in here, Ive had enough after 30 years on the line"
"No problem" says st peter, "most of those guys are in pergatory anway" So our man checks in and heads down to the bar for a cold beer.
He is shocked to see one of the most obnoxious characters he had the misfortune to serve under standing at the bar. He immediately runs back to the pearly gates to accost St Peter, who replies matter of factly
"dont worry old chap thats just GOD pretending to be 411a"
