Moy Dear lovely chaaps!
Dis oy hear me name crappin up again in dis tread? Do some O ya tink oim acting d Maggott? Well as it'll nat be d forst toime Oi've had to put me toil aside an RE assure you guys dat its aaalways you I'm tinkin of!
Ok, catch Yerselves on wit me goys - We know dat its over 700 of you lovely Floightdeck guys I'm having to pay now. Watchin them wages cheques leave breaks me heart so it does. D' new fiscal policy Is: Pay one in ten as time-served men, the rest as Bengal Lancers. (D old rhoyming slang there; 'King Chancers!)
Now caaalm y'sels lads, Oim only d messenger an I'm workin on yer salaries, workin reel herd!
Some say I do for pilot contracts what yer maan Bill Gates did for computers! Oy say B'Jes, Mary +Joseph OI'll be der witchya Boys, there at yr side in Jeddah offerin me moral support to d weak among ya. Now bein d good Catolic sort an aal, Oi may be caaled away to deal with some needy Dublin Nuns around Hajj time in which case...
OI'LL BE TINKIN OF YA AALL, WITCHA IN SPIRIT, TINKIN OF YA LAADS !!!