Which, for those who don't know, has the following effects:
"No serious side effects have been reported for this medicine. However, constipation may occur in some patients, especially if they take a lot of it. Check with your doctor as soon as possible if constipation continues or is bothersome."
Hmm, we'd have used something with the opposite effect, methinks!
But it probably only went to prove that the C-5A co-piglet in question truly was full of $hit!