Latest! Bird is now with the caterers. Be assured. It will smell the same tomorrow as it would have done had it entered the aircraft via the engine.
Hmmmm. Alpha Catering. Oxymoron?
As for the Welsh jokes.....(overheard conversation)
"Hyer! My Blodwen is gettin married"
"Really? I didn't know she was pregnant"
"She isn't"
"Oooooh! Theres' posh!"