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A Dane and a Swede is talking. The Swede says "I was once stuck in an elevator for 3 hours". "That's nothing" replied the Dane "I've seen a Noggie stuck on an escalator for 3 days".
Rob,
You're prolly right - much as we like to take the p1ss out of each other, we'll stick together like glue if an outsider tries to barge in and be a smart arse. However, being Welsh there is indeed a good chance you'll have a pint or two of Viking blood running through your clogged up veins, and because of that we'll let you off the hook on this occasion. It could also be, but this is stretching it, that it's your site and every Scandihoovian is blatantly aware that you do not p1ss off the owner of the bar. Alcohol shortage have dire consequences - just look what happend to GWB when he quit the booze!
Og nu skal vi sateme ha' nogle bajere!