Ah! a good practical joke or two..
First rub 'deep heat' or 'Ralgex' into the poor sodsl underwear, once he returns and put them on it takes about 1/2 hour to start to work in sub zero temps, shorter in the tropics!!, first sign is the hands go into the pockets then the shifting from one foot to the other, finally he will have to give in and go to the toilet to find out why his balls are on fire...
A more subtle one is to hide a musical card (cost you 50p from the market), preferable 'jingle bells as it the most irritating in an office, cover it in tissue paper to make it just audible when its quite, it really is torture, you'd best hide it in the false ceiling or under a very heavy filing cabinet, in pipes etc, its virtually impossible to find if its in something that doesnt move, and be prepared to get a smack in the gob if you whistle jingle bells within striking distance..
A long time ago I attached one under a car and covered it with body filler and grease to hide it, about four days later I drove past his house to find all the seats out of the car. BTW they last around 3 weeks continuious!!!!
enjoy
Last edited by jwcook; 19th Oct 2004 at 10:26.