After explaining the checklist for a C152 in the clubhouse to a student we went out to the aircraft, the student started the engine when we got to the point in the checklist that said
AI...... Erected and Aligned
The student said "Attitude Indicator has an Erection"
I nearly pissed myself laughing
An american lady had come in for a trial lesson, I suggested we go North to see the highlands in Scotland, I could'nt believe it when she said to me
"These mountains are cool , how long have they been there"