Zoheb,
Sould you decide to go down the self-funded type rating path you will not be queue jumping but taking your rightful place in the queue.
As a pilot waiting for his first commercial position the airline industry, not just LCC's, does not owe you anything and it is part of modern day practices to expect the pilot to self-fund.
Like others, you could sit on your ass at home and wait for the industry to come to you, those guys will be at the back of the queue, or you can get off your ass, and the internet, and go do something positive.
Whilst no jobs can ever be 'guaranteed' in the airline industry do try to go for a self-fund whereas there is a serious employment offer at the end of it.
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