Check the organigram...
If you just look carefully you will see that Catering Manager Canapes is under Catering Manager VIP. The critical point in this is, of course, the Company car, which shall be assigned to the VIP Catering Manager, who may, at his discretion, allow its use by lesser entities in the organisation, usually in months without an 'R' that have less than 31 days.
You never know in this business; you might run out of white sandwich loaves right in the middle of a job, when you need to dispatch Sunday, Patience and Prudence on a priority bread run to Park 'n' Shop.
I haven't completely given up. I assume that there will be someone else to come along and take up the task of World Domination, when I can try again. There must be a suitable position, with Company car, for a man of my talents.