A RAF Nimrod was flying into the US of A for a mil exercise. A few hundred miles out they were joined by a pair of National Guard F-16's to escort them in. Being fighter jocks they started showing off, doing rolls & loops etc around the Nimrod. When they had finished the F-16 driver said "can you do that?" The RAF pilot replied " No, but can you do this" After about ten minutes the lead F-16 pilot said "well, what are you doing?" The RAF pilot replied. "I've just been down the back, had a good s**t and am now eating a steak sandwich. Can you do that?" With a sense of humour failure the fighters dissappeared into the distance.
