Now that I have picked myself off the floor, how am I supposed to get hold of 4 flies at this time of year?
If I get 4 maggots from the fishing tackle shop and wait a while, do you think it will still work?
Bollix, I'm going to get the bigger BBQ matches from the garden centre and making the 'spruce goose' version, complete with 8 engines! .....B-52 next with bluebottles!
Ah, that picture of us together on the barge with the missus', sweet memories of days gone by,.......Oh dear my pipes gone out!