HAHA!
There is 2 ways to look at this one.
1, If this is a massive g up well done sir, what a way to bring out some utter sarcasm that this forum has desperately needed.
2, If this guy is in fact serious I'm suprised that you've reached 700 hours without killing yourself. You posess a general naivety rarely seen these days and if you're happy with the way it's going you'll find that the only equipment you be playing with is your twig n berries.
Take a very long lie down and lets hope someone does you a favour and belts you over the head with something resembling Matt Haydens canoe of a cricket bat.
Binned