Blo moi, look no further, you got it in one...
Lame1's been left behind on the tarmac with his greasy, calloused thumb out in the wind
when he wanted the jump seat.
Sorry mate, better luck next time. I'd always give a mechanic a lift, after all, you fix our aircraft for us while we're sleeping... meanwhile, back to work on those trolling skills, you're still a little predictable.