Thanks Snoop.
That looks like the very fellow for me. I have a deep dislike of mobile phones and a great disrespect for clients who insist on leaving them switched on during meetings.
Most of my work briefs now come in 3 minute sound packages interspersed with the ringtone and subsequent half of a conversation from a ruddy mobile. As a result, meetings take twice as long and I am never really sure if I am getting the full picture.
Apart from being frustrating, it is also downright rude.
The prospect of being stuck next to a "Mobile Muppet" on a flight simply makes me cringe.
Must try Beagle's method method next time I am stuck in restaurant with one of these monkeys.