0200hrs, 35 degrees C, 95% humidity, you have just woken up to the sound of leather backs barking, indgenous folk yelling and the smell of burning plasic.
Walk 3km to the airport, wait till 11 o'clock for your 8 am pax.
Delicately load the pillows with the mangy flea, tick, scabies ridden blanket and 30 shopping bags.
Fly for 0.3hrs to destination then repeat.
Get back to your condemed community accomodation to find that someone has broken in, not to steal but to lay a sh1t on the floor next to your toilet. (Yes this did happen to someone)
Go to the only shop to spend your $18,000 per year wage on $5 twin toilet paper packs and $9 250g blocks of chocolate.
Life in the NT.
