Paco - utterly, utterly priceless. I've read it, laughed like a hyena, printed it off neatly and hung it up. Half an hour later, I'm going round reciting it to myself and collapsing with the giggles. Brilliant!
Of course, it would do equally well with CAA Notes or EASA Notes or (to judge from our D&G cousins) CASA Notes as well.
Love it, mate. Thank you.