My Dear 126.9
You are obviously a very troubled young man.
Clearly this has prohibited you from pursuing a career in mainstream aviation. Whilst I'm not in any position to judge - I am a simple captain flogging around the world (usually at night) in large and somewhat boring aircraft, I offer this as guidance........
You state........
As one of those "pretend captains would have FO's to kak on"! and " none of these poms would know that there is an aviation world out there that has p!ss all to do with (not so) Great Britain!"
I would have to say that-
1. Your grammar is appalling - have you ever been to school ?
2. Given your limitations, I still have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
3.You want to get some sleep.
4. When you wake up - Get a Doctor to have a look at that chip on your shoulder.
Good night.
Eicas,
P.S. That's "Captain" Eicas to you lad.