JTL,
My dad says he did but only a horse & cart
Seriously, I agree that, quite rightly we no longer get up to the stunts of yore - still have guilty flashbacks to naughty doings with cars of an evening (and that's when they were moving).
bjcc,
Good points but I think that, if it became public knowledge that he had enjoyed the favours of a 15 yo a pilot, yea, even one so exalted
would attract the adverse attention of the sheriff/CPS/police.