Actually Left front side....
I think you need to get out more.
As a small matter of fact, Aussie ATCOs are very well regarded around the world as friendly, efficient and flexible controllers.
there are a pile of them in the Middle East, ever venture that far out of the gold fish bowl?
Also a number of them work or worked in Honkers, and there are also a bundle of them in Eurocontrol....
So basically, your thought processes are like your spelling...appalling!
(one of those idiot ATCs that currently works outside the goldfish bowl)