At home:
* When your friend gets in your car, you lean over to push their bag under the dash.
* You look up everytime an aircraft passes over head
* You smile at strangers babies in the street
* You have a shoe box full of miniatures
* Your childrens cutlery has British Airways/ American Airlines or Dan Air stamped on the back of it
* You carry cures for sore throats, bites, blisters and headaches everywhere you go (next to the sewing kit and shoe shine sponge)
* Every now and then a random sachet of sugar or coffee turns up in your bedroom
On your holiday:
* You cant resist going to say hi to the crew in the galley (or at least eavesdropping on their conversation)
* You check the crew are securing the cabin correctly
* You smuggle a miniature into your handbaggage (and a cup, and a cutlery pack....)
* You look at where they hold your cup when serving your drink
* You avoid bottled water in case its from the tap
* You uncross your legs, tighten your seatbelt and move your feet just before take off and landing
* You notice a seat back down for landing but are too scared to say anything to anyone
* You can no longer sleep on the plane for listening out for an alert call
* You have to buy something from the brochure on board.
* You watch the pool for possible drownees
* You count the doors from your room to the nearest fire exit.
* You take some stationery from your hotel room, and never use it.