-Any time a light bulb in you house blows you just stick a U/S label on it and carry-on.
-Your bedroom curtains have been drawn closed for three months straight.
Love the U/S sticker one, that is soooo true.... pity you cant call engineering to come and look at it though!
- Although - a crew member I flew with had an "overnight personal comfort device" with her which had become unservicable... She mentioned this to me, I suggested perhaps I could pass it onto the engineers to look at?
As you would expect, she declined my kind offer