You know you're a F/A when...
-Your mates drop you home and you get out of the car saying "Thank's Driver!"
-You won't let your friends rack-out on the floor at your house 'cos it's a safety hazard.
-When your toilet at home gets dirty you lock it off.
-Hearing about contest offering travel as a prize make you shudder inwardly.
-Your bedroom curtains have been drawn closed for three months straight.
-Any time a light bulb in you house blows you just stick a U/S label on it and carry-on.
Hmmm....