Oh, that just takes the cake!
I can just imagine J* doing international. With the pathetically cramped cabin, you would have the punter's dieing from DVT in no time.
I wouldn't want to go any further than Brisbane - Coolangatta in a current J* aircraft, let alone Brisbane - Vanuatu or somesuch!
Surely this is a joke? Qantas really is thinking with a brain clouded with halucinogens...
Oh Allan boy,
My legs, my legs are cramping!
I cannot move
Because these seats are small
You stupid twats
What the hell were you thinking?!
My arse, my arse! It is a-bloody swelling!
I cannot move,
Because this seat is small...
Oh Allan boy, oh Allan boy I hate you so!