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Old 1st Sep 2004, 06:07
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While returning to our base camp after an uneventful day, and wanting to have some fun…I thought I’d try an original (Well, maybe I borrowed it from the Henry Gibson character on ‘Laugh In’) query to the tower operator which backfired on me rather quickly. Anyway, here it is:

Little flower
In the tower
What’s the runyway
Of the hour.

Within a nano second came this reply:

Little peter
In the beater
Zero Five
Says the meter.

I never again have been anything but polite to the controller brethren.
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