You know you're a flight attendant when....
-everywhere you go you check the emergency exits.
-you're the only one who knows where the emergency torch is in your hotel room on holidays.
-at dinner time meals are served on matching trays and the wine glasses and cutlery have been knocked off from another airline.
-everywhere you go you demand a discount... just because you can.
-you don't go anywhere without your lippy, nail file, first aid kit and 3 spare pens.
-at the park your kids are hiding in embarassment because you insist on evacuation drills at the top of the slippery-dip.
-at the local pool you "save" people from drowning who are actually just waving to their friends.
-when you're out for a meal you hide the rolls, butter, sugar and salt sachets in your handbag for "later on".
-you wake up in a strange room, in a strange bed, not knowing what time it is or where you are... or perhaps that was just another big night out for Iguanahead....... Tia's and coke for everybody bartender.
