Hey! We've all seen those emails tht go around about 'you might be a redneck if...."
I thought, let's start one about flight attendants...
So, to start us off,
You might be a flight attendant if....
You need more than 1 bottle to make a martini (the mini ones of course!
)
Your day bag has more stuff in it than your apartment does
You think that Subway, Starbucks etc are legitimate places to 'eat out'
A 'good trip' is one where no one has thrown up on you, pinched your bottom, or asked for a pen (for the zillionth
time!!!)
(lame I know so why don't you guys get started - I know you'll all have some gems!!!
Sky