Bluntyospguy wrote :
Gents, first post
I have never been approached by a chap who swings the other way despite my 20 years RAF Service man and boy, barrack block and mess.
However, I personally am the sort of chap to attract strange people/nutters as and when I walk down the street, sit on a bus etc. Don't know what it is with me, must have a funny face!
Sods Law (ahem!) therefore means that the first gay couple to be allowed an RAF married quarter will live next door to me. Any sounds associated with pillow biting will result in a molotov cocktail duly despatched to get the gay homs out. Unless of course it is two delightful lesbians where the CCTV will be duly installed whilst they are out.
Before the PC Brigade start having a go, I myself am a Lesbian, because I like to have sex with women. And I have a wife with 2 kids.
This is, of course, a joke. If you don't find it funny, you're gay, sorry, a homo!
Blunty
That's the funniest (and obviously said in jest) post I've read on Pprune for years !
Congrats on your first posting ( er, I mean on here ) Blunty and keep up the great work !!
Soddim ... hmm, unfortunate name on this thread methinks !
