Who, Schweinhund, our very own vapid bimbo? Surely not!
I think the plank of wood he carries on his shoulder reads "Moron rejected by Virgin Blue".
Maybe if he (or she, or it, or whatever) knew something about aerodynamics and performance, he/she/it may know the circumstances around the stick shaker incident. Maybe he/she/it cannot interpret performance curves? Maybe he/she/it isn't even a pilot at all!
Then again, who really cares?
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