I don't know too many 10 year-olds who even know the word "salary" much less it's definition. If a 10 year-old wrote that without some "help" from his/her pilot-parent, I will eat my David Clark.
You don't have to. I have had a german version of it for years. That story pops up once in a while. But it changes always a bit and if someone translated it, you get words like salary. Especially when bubblefish or something similar is used to translate it.
Sorry to spoil the fun, but I can't stand people who are cruel to completely innocent headsets.