PPF#1
Lighten up a bit, I first saw this 'tale' about 30 years ago, purportedly written by a 12 year old american, 'the old ones are not necessarily the best'.
I still prefer the note, supposedly from a 10 y.o girl, handed to a plank jockey, which waxed lyrical about the majority of the flight and closed with ' a pity you fecked up the landing'.