Domestic abuse is not funny. Especially as it sounds like eal is a battered husband. (“He just DOESN’T listen to me…” –Eal’s wife)
The wife been butch-slapping you again hey mate??
What do you say to an eal with two black eyes? Nothing he’s already been told twice. Eal you can find help
at this site! Now get back in the kitchen!
PS Battered husband... not to be confused with a battered sav.