As always amazed by people's ability to completely misconstrue an obviously humouros post.
Dumpvalve, you had me in tears! As much as it P####D me off when I was there reading all that does make me miss the place quite a bit.
The most memorable part for me? "No no sir, very very sorry. Al Maktoum Bridge closed - we go by Garhoud Bridge instead". NO WE DON'T, MATE!!!! Maktoum is open AND costs me 7 Dirhams less!!!!
Always trying it on, Dubai cabbies. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
