You know youve been in the middle east too long when:
Your house staff make more than you do.
your arab best friend is always round your house,
and your wife has a new gold rolex.
or for the bachelors
you start to believe the sexy bird with the east european accent really does love you.bald head , fat belly and all. (and thats just her)
look dumps no reference to ek so you can put your chip in the cupboard next to mine.