Dumpvalve, I enjoyed your post. Although I did take issue to one point, and that was judging a perfect ten from looking at the ankles. I can't remember the last time I saw a womans ankles while wearing an Abayah. I have been known to elbow my mates, and say "gawwww look at that ones eyes!!!!", or "I reckon from the shape of her abayah she has a !!!! hot body!!!".
On an aviation note, to all the Arabic pilots out there, just a tip, it does not instill confidence in a controller when you readback an ATC requirement, and tack on "Inshallah" at the end. It's not "god willing", it is either you will do it, or not, if not tell me and I will shaft you in a different and more exciting way. cheers.