millers, mutley,
you just dont get it. you wont get many negative comments about all things dubai/ek from the guys there because:
1 They have no choice but to like it (in public)
2 If they get caught not liking it and especially not liking it on this forum they will loose the fantatsic lifestyle in a flash. (so far no sarcasm intended).
3 if no2 happens(pun intended) they may well find themselves back where they came from wondering why virgin or bmi wont give them a job on a big plane based on their rating written on a camel race betting slip.
4 they may well find themselves floating around the expat subether on the usual sing/ hk/other m.e. carriers circuit in a desperate bid to avoid no 3 and night corfu..
5 finally jermerah jane sounds better than mersy bank martha so captain may find his wife earning her silver rolex (front door) and even gold rolex (also known as brown wings or back door to the uninitiated )
and leaving him for chap with sand in his jock strap
Now before i get attacked by the dubai flat earth society.... number one and two are serious points vis a vis one of the penalties of working in dubai, and three and four and five are wind ups.
Just so you know. subtle humour is not pprunes strong point. too many opinionated mongs of which i'm proud to say i'm one
oh and my grammar and spelling are cr@p as well so dont bother patronising me about that. Dumpvavle...over to you if your back from lunch with the girls at ek towers or some such edifice.