>>i have a feeling you will get the p##s taken out of you a lot.
You're so right. Was it something I said ?
>>you have nothing to worry about. all modern jet airliners have
>>a 'cat allergy' checklist for this common emergency
phew! I'm immensly relieved to hear it. (Is there one for dealing with sense-of-humour failure ?). You'll be pleased to know I've shredded all my paperwork and applied for a job with the CAA tick-in-box dept, where the first thing I'll do is force all operators to ensure all loose pussies are tightened before departure. You see if I don't. That'll spoil your fun, god-dammit. Killer pussy, indeed.
Shame it wasn't a kitten. Would pop neatly through a DV window. Mind you, I could probably get a cat through there if I pushed hard enough. I would add sink-plungers to the MEL, for use in emergency pussy evacuations. Help you do it with one hand, if you don't have a co-pilot ( who presumeably collapsed and died on account of his cat-allergy
)
Chickenscanfly, try this:
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/07/Business/American_Airlines_cle.shtml
I saw some photos from this a while back, but I can't find the website. I'll try and dig out the url.