Pub User:
Most of the poor bewildered folk in this position in the UK are arrogant, aggressive, obnoxious and (when a solicitor turns up) sanctimonious scum, who don't deserve to have a penny of taxpayer's money squandered in their direction.
Careful, you could be charged under the official secrets act for revealing this info. You would then need one of the underworked and overpaid self centred egotistical nerds to lighten your wallet and come up with a feeble but politically correct excuse to get you off.