Argus
fees for such work are less than what it costs me to attend
You must drive to the court in a pretty thirsty motor car, or do you pay your chauffeur too much?
who are frightened, confused and otherwise perplexed by being arrested and charged over the weekend
Most of the poor bewildered folk in this position in the UK are arrogant, aggressive, obnoxious and (when a solicitor turns up) sanctimonious scum, who don't deserve to have a penny of taxpayer's money squandered in their direction.