I would like to clear up a few myths and urban legends
I have never started my citation up in the hangar and taxied out like somthing out of thunderbirds.
I have never flown my chopper chopper dangerously close to a couple whom I thought were trespassing on my property only to find they were on a neighbouring property, and yes one of them may of fallen off their horse.
I have never attempted to fix the mach meter on my citation armed only with a ds screwdiver set $14.99 and my vast knowledge of component overhaul.
I have never repeatedly asked Pratts to keep adjusting my tgt compensators in my citation so all the needles line up and look really cool.
And no I do not have ten computer cameras aimed at myself when ever I am posting on pprune.
(dont know about the other bloke)