I have two ATPLs (including JAR), turbine time and no job. I've knocked on so many doors, written countless letters and still nothing. I have set a deadline of Christmas this year, then it's a career change.
Good luck but don't give up your day job. Someone will always pay for their type rating thus beating you to the post, no matter how much ass kissing you give it. Look on the bright side, you've helped the economy, at least BT (telephone comany) and the Royal Mail (postal service) cannot complain, you've done your bit!