I heard onother story of a drifter pilot having an engine failure and landing in a paddock. Once on the ground he was able to restart his engine and decided to taxi along the road back to the airstrip as there was not enough room to get out of said field.
Well as would have it the local traffic cop saw this and of course stopped him.
He was then given a fine for driving an un-regisderd motor vehical with no indicators and no mirrors.