Meaningful sex while flying - do "thoughties" count as "naughties"?
We had a crewman (whose IQ varied with the room temperature) who was told that he wasn't a man unles he had ... err.. had an episode while airborne.
While ferrying a load of grunts around Shoalwater Bay, the crewy in the back quarter compartment decides to do it himself, and got so involved in it that he didn't notice that the helo had landed, the grunts had departed the machine, and were lying on the ground, looking back at him and wondering what the heck was going on! Luckily the downwash saved any of them from a stray shot.
