Hey you should go gator fising.. get some meat on a piece of string and drag it along the grass to intice the gator out, then jump on his back, roll around like an Australian Lunatic, tie his feet up and job done..
prodding him with a big stick might just pi** him off a little...
honestly though if he is that close to your living area.. he is dangerous and should be captured... i believe they do it for free in FL as they then make their money from the gator meat, leather etc..
<<edit: Hey, the gator is the Florida resident. The guy in the apartment is the visitor. Do you really suggest simply slaughtering the gator just because HE/SHE is in YOUR way??>>
Last edited by Keygrip; 5th August 2004 at 15:24.