dicksynormous
Spot on there matey! Never joined a sailing club in UK as working every bloody weekend ( can i get away with 'bloody' Mr Moderator?) Anyway,might give it a try here if they'll have me but in the meantime,will enjoy other forms of relaxation!!
Would hate to offend and see you chained to an overcrowded dentit so will apologize
p.s. What is a 'dentit' by the way?
p.p.s Tuesday is the night for Scarletts!
p.p.p.s Hope you don't get called out from your s/by!