Curtains: To keep the sun from drilling a hole through the back of your head.
Very large dustbin: To put soggy apple cores, half eaten sandwiches, tins of coke, and old ACARs messages into.
No Paper: When the all up weight of the paper exceeds the all up weight of the aeroplane, it will stop. Put paper in dustbin.
Double Bed: Just for me. You can never sleep too much on an aeroplane.
Dancing Girls: Yes please. Good for long night flights. (see double bed)
Free Sat Phone: Gotta talk to someone, once pensions, bidline, and the state of the FOs portfolio has been discussed to death.
DVD Player:
Networked PCs with fast internet connection: For some heavy l337 uber d00dz PvP action. "4ll y0ur b4s3 4r3 b3l0ng t0 us"
Oh Yes.
L337